The acoustic ballad was written by frontman Billie Joe Armstrong about the death of his father when he was 10 years old. Why bother composing a lengthy play-by-play of last night’s adventures in the group chat when you can just copy-and-paste a meme and say “omg it me”?īelow you’ll find an expertly curated collection of insight and observations from some of the dirtiest minds on Twitter and Instagram which sum up exactly how it feels to be horny. ' Wake Me Up When September Ends ' is a song by American rock band Green Day, released on June 13, 2005, as the fourth single from the groups seventh studio album, American Idiot (2004). But the internet says it all better, and more succinctly, and frankly, a damn sight funnier. She hops down and she's hugging me as soon as my shoes hit the gravel. There are countless books, films and stand up specials out there dedicated to the intricacies, etiquette and expectations of getting laid. But it only means contact me' in specific circumstances and not with everyone. Which is one of the reasons why so much great writing and comedy has emerged from this deeply human experience. At its most basic, hmu (hit me up), as others have said, does (can) mean contact me. It lays us bare-literally-and we are rarely ever so vulnerable as when we’re about to smash. In many ways, sex is the ultimate equalizer. Then there are the times when, the moment it’s over, you find yourself thinking “what the actual F did I just do?”
Sometimes, it's downright hilarious, or humiliating. But it’s equally true that sex can also be messy and awkward. What’s not to love? It feels good, it makes you feel closer to your partner, and frankly, there are much worse ways to pass the time.
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